Don’t Mess with Me: Self-Defense Tips and Tools




By: Sage Romano (View Profile)

I used to bartend at a rough-and-tumble, punk-rock dive bar whose patrons specialized in energetic brawls and other combative physical exertions. While a bouncer was often on hand to manage these situations in a far more intimidating manner than the average girl bartender could, I still found it necessary to adopt an attitude that let the rowdiest customers know that the smallest divergence from good manners and basic human decency would result in an ass-kicking they wouldn’t forget. And in the event that said attitude proved an insufficient deterrent to bad, bawdy, or ill-mannered behavior, I made sure I had some bite to back up my bark.

My biggest showstopper was a simple punch to the face. I was learning how to box at the time, and I relished any opportunity to use my pugilistic skills on deserving drunken fools who stepped out of line. A simple right cross to the bridge of the nose had a wonderfully dramatic and effective fallout, what with the blood burgeoning out of nostrils, the yelp of pain from the offending party, and the thrall of the witnesses (none of whom would ever, ever again think of being less than sweetness and light personified to every bartender they should encounter). This move was guaranteed to shut down any untoward behavior and generally keep peace in the bar for the rest of the night. While not every woman is comfortable throwing punches, we should all develop at least a basic knowledge of preventive and aggressive self-defense tactics.

The First Line
Prevention is the best and most effective self-defense tool; there are loads of simple, commonsense actions you can take to minimize the chance that you will be on the receiving end of a harassing or violent attack. The short version: do not look like a victim. What does a victim look like? Let’s try a little role-playing. Pretend you’re a mugger or rapist or pervert of some kind and you’re trolling for your next mark. Who is going to look more appealing to you? Note the self-assured woman striding down the sidewalk with a look of cool, determined confidence, holding her handbag snugly under her arm and her head high, her eyes actively observing the surrounding environs and taking stock of possible pitfalls and problems, such as you—the skeevy lowlife waiting to pounce. Now note your other victim option: she’s drunk, teetering on her stilettos, her purse dangling from her wrist as she staggers down the sidewalk, chatting on her cell phone about the ungodly number of Cosmopolitans she just consumed. Who’s the easy target here?

Don’t be stupid. Take note of your surroundings and behave accordingly. Avoid strangers offering help and favors. Keep your personal possessions close and untantalizing. Don’t distract yourself with phone calls or texts if you’re making your way through a less-than-fabulous part of town. Steer clear of anyone or anything that gives you the heebie-jeebies. Don’t try to navigate city streets (or any streets) alone when your faculties are compromised by any chemical concoctions. Let yourself be a little paranoid, trust your instincts, and remember that it’s always best to wear shoes you can actually move in. Not to say you have to trade in your Marc Jacobs pumps for a good pair of running shoes, but think of this next time you’re cruising Zappos.com.

Be Ready for Anything
Okay, so you’ve got your big-girl, don’t-mess-with-this attitude on, you know where you’re going, and you know what you’re doing—you’re not being stupid. Sadly, this does not necessarily preclude the stupidity of others, and anyone who’s got a criminal yen for your purse or your person is a sandwich or two short of a picnic, meaning that sometimes you can’t avoid confrontations, despite your best efforts. In the unlikely and unfortunate event that you find yourself compromised, be ready with an arsenal of moves and/or tools to fend off your attacker and hopefully do some damage in the process.

Several different tactics could have a mitigating effect on the situation. Good old-fashioned dirty-fighting maneuvers, such as eye gouging and hair pulling, can be wonderfully useful, but it never hurts to have some practiced moves on hand as well. A wide range of resources both on the Internet and in real life can guide you in your quest for these skills. Your community will certainly boast a martial-arts school of some kind; from tae kwon do to karate to judo, you don’t have to earn a black belt to have the kind of know-how it would take to stop an attacker from doing any real damage to you. In several states, there are Fear Adrenaline Stress Training (FAST) courses that condition you to respond confidently and deftly in such a situation. One such course, Model Mugging, offered in twenty-six states, hones these skills through role-playing.

The most obvious criminal-deterrent options, of course, are weapons. Nonlethal tools like Mace or pepper spray and Tasers can be effectual, but they’re best used in close quarters and you will run the risk of having your weapon turned on you. A firearm, while wholly intimidating, will almost always cause more problems than it solves; most self-defense authorities advise strongly against carrying a gun. A Kubotan key chain is a handy tool; otherwise known as the “instrument of attitude adjustment” by the LAPD, it’s a cylindrical, high-impact plastic rod with grooves for grip and a tapered end for hitting nerve-filled, bony places like the knuckles or solar plexus, or softer pressure points like the groin or neck. Its versatility can be daunting, though, so have a clear idea of how you’d use the Kubotan if you had to.

The simplest self-defense tool is the personal alarm, a device that can be carried on a keychain or a lanyard and that, when activated, emits a head-splitting, 120-decibel screech. The last thing any criminal wants is having attention called to his unsavory actions, and nothing gets people’s ears to perk up faster than an electronic scream that you could hear over the loudest speed-metal band. Though the personal alarm is passive and nonlethal, it’s a good means of distracting your villain, allowing you a chance to run away or bring someone to your rescue.

I have lived in San Francisco for almost eighteen years. I have walked the length and breadth of the city at all hours of the night, have ridden buses full of nefarious-looking folk, and lived alone in the Tenderloin for eight years. Touch wood, I haven’t once had any sort of violent encounter while navigating my life in the city. But I do not forget myself and my surroundings. I am aware at all times, with my headphones on or not, in three-inch heels or sneakers, on well-lit busy streets or in musty dark alleys. And I still know how to throw a mean right hook.

[Via Divine Caroline]




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9 Responses

  1. Tom

    This article is a good start. I’ve gone from being able to walk &tc. to becoming effectively a paraplegic. The target on my back is a flashing neon green! I’ve developed a number of strategies for dealing with miscreants; BTW I have to use county buildings- read no weapons allowed, passive or otherwise. They scan and check for kubotans, and similar type weapons. One of the best weapons you can have handy in fairly close quarters is one of the commonly available white LED lights. They look like the type cops carry, but their output is high, and they are close to the blue spectrum. OK, that’s nice, but it works because of the way the human eye works. The frequency is like looking into the old flash bulbs going off- you get full sight back in a half hour or so.

    This is one method, there are more. The downside in an open discussion, is there are miscreants that read.

    Anyway, I thought I’d add a hought to your article.

    desertrat

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  2. Anon

    @Tom – next best thing to a kubotan, if it's considered a "weapon" in the government buildings you visit, is a small steel flashlight. I like the 2 AA MagLite, although others have different preferences for an on/off switch in the cap making it easier to temporarily blind an adversary. The MagLite (or other flashlight) can be effectively deployed as a kubotan.

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    • tom

      Anon, Thanks for the thought in re 2AA Maglight; that was my 'weapon' of choice until LEDs showed up. The ones that use the CR123 batteries are a bit short for a kuotan, BUT they do blind in bright light, the wrist strap allows it to be a close quarters flail, ou can get away with adding a bit longer lanyard to multiply the force of hits while retaining the light, and the front surface, even the non-crenelated ones leave nasty wounds.

      The cops at the check points consider (by operation of law) the kubotan, the Cold Steel Marking Pen & variants as weapons too.

      Another good 'weapon' is the spray soaps, come in containers a bit larger than a fountain pen, but spray droplets of alcohol based soap/disinfectant. Getting around the way I do, it isn't questioned, even at TSA check points..

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  3. Tom

    Anon, Thanks for the thought. he Mini Mag was my 'wapon' of choice until the high output LEDs came down in price. They can be used as kubotan, have a short wrist strap that allow it to be used as flail; add a longer lanyard, and you have a better striking weapon as well. The lanyard if not excessive in length, won't be questioned, and at a foot in length, can be used as a 'come along'.

    Court house guards are usually from the Sheriffs Office, so anything that looks like, or they think might be used as kubotan is surrendered. I've seen them not allow a real over sized Sharpie marking pen for that reason, and Cold Steel makes such a version.

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  4. JTH admirer

    This article is complete and pure poppycock. I encourage you, the author, to read a post dedicated all to your article:

    http://nhahapkido.blogspot.com/

    scroll down; it’s the second most recent post. No, I am not the writer, but strongly agree.

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  5. thomas

    Great title. No one has the right to harm or abuse us. Safety is one of our rights so we should fight for it. Young or old we should defend ourselves. We should be vigilant and lets us surprised those bad people through our skills in martial arts and at least carry with us some self defense products like pepper spray and the rest.

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  6. Brandon

    I couldn't agree more ,people should take great considerations when it comes to self defense.
    Nobody wants to be a part of the horrible statistics of crime rates.

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  7. Saffer

    The original article is seriously flawed, most women do not have the strength or the bodyweight to knock out an attacker, if you right cross is the only thing you have in a controlled environment (all the bouncer ready to jump the poor fool) then pray that you don't fall for a real perp.

    The argument about the gun is silly and contradicts empirical research, the alarm is irrelevant in an attack and the flashlights only work if you have the delivery system in place to counter an attacker that is probably stronger than you.

    Using mace sprays inside might cause some issues and frankly they don't stop a determined attacker. Once the perp has a hold on you he doesn't need to see you anymore.

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